Trust Issues

Yes, I have trust issues, but don't we all? I came up with this blog post while out running today. Here is a short list of things I don't trust.

1. People
2. Loose dogs
3. People driving vehicles
4. People walking on the road
5. Wild animals
6. People on bicycles
7. Farts

And you shouldn't either. So please, slow down, pay attention and take a wide berth when you encounter these things and we can all avoid scary near misses with each other. Thaaanks!


Just for clarification, I did not shart myself (not that I haven't ever) they are just something I don't trust. bwahahaha